Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Then at the end of the ride, it drops little confetti that looks like labcoats and goggles and you hear the sound of a high-five as you exit.
talk street magic to me
drawing power from the metro lines
illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run
plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens
elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground
wixen taking a while to…
Talk of the gutter shamans, followed by their flocks of crows and pigeons, who know everyone’s business because who cares what a rat hears?
Of witches going to rescue shelters for a familiar with one ear and torn fur because they see what their new friend has been through.
Of students using basic telepathy to make notes obsolete, and teachers focusing on blocking it.
Of luck mages, banned from casinos, in heavy hats and sunglasses so no one sees their face.
Of enchanters hawking old computers and cell phones with a ten year guarantee, and the knowledge that you can never be traced.
Of that lovely old lady who comes by when children are sick, makes them a cup of tea, talks to them for a moment, and leaves with heartfelt thanks of the parents, and perhaps a small gift for her time. But she’s not a witch, oh no, perish the thought.
Why did The Amazing Spiderman have to be so good?
I was all set to hate it because I grew up with the older ones
But he was funny and clever and really likeable, the “villain” was good and obviously they’ve come pretty far regarding special effects.
Curses, foiled again
Can’t wait to see the new one that’s coming out :3